Grumpies

Take a break for five from...

1. Facebook rants in which one allegedly calls out "scenesters" by pointing to some inane fashion trend then proceeding to say how "cool" it was when they did it while still in diapers. No you didn't, yes you still participate in the "cool", and yes your post is simply annoying.
2. Facebook rants about politics when it is merely one-sided vapid post of misguided thinking spurned on by above scenesters.
3. Boycotting without resolute adherence.
4. Facebook ranting about every little nonsensical thing wrong in the FML vain. "I was constipated today, FML". Nothing in my life has ever been so bad that I say ____ it. Nothing. Stop whining my generation, life is pretty much amazing.
5. Ranting at the doctor's office when you make an appointment to be there. I'm not here for humor, I'm here to prevent death and disability.
6. Realizing that my family was used over Facebook. Frustrating, angering, and humiliating
7. The WRITING CENTER AT MUSC! They were supposed to review my paper this week. Oops they are out of the office.

Please be quiet when you don't have anything useful to say. I guess politics and the internet don't mix.