Lists.

I'm quitting my job! I couldn't be happier. I truly love my coworkers. The nurses I work with are brilliant, compassionate, and calm in chaos. I wish the patients, JCHAO, CMS and all the other nonsense would see the same thing. The following is my top 3 reasons for quitting:

1. I got called fat for eating a hot dog from the cafeteria one time.
   
2. In an almost 14-hour day, I did not pee, eat, or sit until my shift had technically ended. At that point in time, I had a cup of water and an ice cream.
3. I had poop shoved in my face. This was after the woman had called me an idiot the previous day for asking her simple questions.

It would be hard for me to find time this summer to fit in hours, and I really don't want to spend the next day exhausted and angry. I don't like angry, I like to play and laugh.

For another uber awesome list, I present to you the new things my baby boy has decided to do:

1. He now says "ball"
2. He now says "bubbles"
3. He barks on occasions
4. He can dance and headbang like nobodies business
5. He melts hearts with a smile. I've seen it, it's impressive
6. He now says "peas" for please
7. He can sing, kinda
8. He can sigh as good as any 16-year old drama queen
9. He thinks the front steps are a slide.
10. He can stomp really hard.